SOLVING THE MYSTERY OF MIKE MILLER'S SHOULDER INK

What the hell is that Tattoo on Mike Miller’s shoulder?

 

Seriously. It’s been driving me crazy for awhile now, and it’s only getting worse.

I NEED TO KNOW NOW BEFORE SOMEBODY GETS HURT.

Of course, there’s only one way to really find out for sure…

Get a BIGGER PICTURE!

Nope, still don’t have a fucking clue. What’s worse, this picture shows at least four more equally mysterious tattoos. Now I’m terribly confused.

On the other hand, Miller has come a long way since his days as model for Grocery store romance novels, and looking a little less feminine can never be a bad thing in the macho world of Pro basketball.

This picture is a mindfuck, ain’t it? Almost looks like he’s bent his own arm inside out to grab himself. Some next-level kinky masochism shit, I guess.

To be fair though, all credit is due Mr. Miller for pioneering NBA use of the Headband (aka that girly hair thingy). You are the biggest fashion innovator since Cliff Robinson brought back the sweatband in the early 90’s, and Sasha Vujacic owes you a debt he could never re-pay.

So yeah, if anyone can unlock this mystery for me, please, for the sake of my mental well-being, let me know.

(EDIT) Exactly one week later, I recieved this response.

 B said…

That design represents the Tree of Life, also used to represent the Nordic World Tree.

http://www.kelticdesigns.com/Pages/CelticTreeofLifebyJenDelyth.html

His tattoo i done using negative space (his skin color) for the tree.

And there you have it.

-JOHN HATHWELL

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