AND WHATEVER YOU DO, PLEASE, DO NOT PANIC: A FREE-AGNECY BATTLE PLAN FOR THE ATLANTA HAWKS

I don’t suffer fools lightly. I mean, it’s one thing to cruise your average message board and see all these breathless “OMG the Lakers r gonna git Howard and CP3!” proclamations or your garden-variety fan that shows a profound lack of comprehension regarding the new CBA (such as the one I read where someone claimed…

REJOICE! THERE WILL BE BASKETBALL THIS YEAR BECAUSE THE PLAYERS UNION TUCKED IT IN (AND JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME)

You know, like dude from “Silence of the Lambs”?  Not that I ever doubted they would buckle eventually, but I’m still wondering why it took so long. At least they came to their collective sense before a season was lost. Apparently I knew they weren’t gonna get their way a good while before they figured…

HALLELUJAH FOR A GRUDGE MATCH I CAN ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN (AND A NETWORK THAT KNOWS HOW TO TELL THE STORY PROPERLY)

“-Ohhh, I’m so glad I’m calling this fight.” -Max Kellerman  Not that it’s some kind of secret or anything, but the people over at HBO Boxing are pretty damn good at promoting the fisticuffs. Their 24/7 documentary series was essentially created to sell the 2007 Floyd Maywaether/Oscar De La Hoya Super Fight (and sell it…