THE LAKERS HAVE ONE WEEK TO FIX THIS MESS BEFORE I STARTING CALLING PEOPLE NAMES (SIGNING GUMMO JUST AIN'T GONNA CUT IT)

I am doing my best to be patient here. Look, I understand that shit happens. A few weeks ago, the Lakers thought they had a deal for Chris Paul, only to be denied by David Stern and the Small market security squad.¬†Tough break and all, but what kind of intelligent man goes into battle without…