SOSB's DRAFT FALLOUT SERIES: And They Call Him…

You need to be able to call these guys something on DAY ONE of the 2012-13 NBA Season.  We have you covered:

Pick 1 – New Orleans Hornets – Anthony “It’s A Beautiful” Davis (PF)

Pick 2 – Charlotte Bobcats – Michael(Jordan)(Jason)Kidd-(Kendall)Gil(Jesus)christ (SF)

Pick 3 – Washington Wizards – Bradley “The Full Meal” Beal (SG)

Pick 4 – Cleveland Cavaliers – Dion “Bridge Over Troubled” Waiters (SG)

Pick 5 – Sacramento Kings – “Throbbin’” Thomas Robinson (PF)

Pick 6 – Portland Trail Blazers – Damian “Keep It On The DL” Lillard (PG)

Pick 7 – Golden State Warriors – Harrison “Harry B.” Barnes (SF)

Pick 8 – Toronto Raptors – Terrence “Pay The Cost To Be The” Ross (SG)

Pick 9 – Detroit Pistons – Andre “Drummond Bass” (C)

Pick 10 – New Orleans Hornets – Austin “Cry Me A” Rivers (SG)

Pick 11 – Portland Trail Blazers – Meyers “I Am Large” Leonard (C)

Pick 12 – Houston Rockets – Jeremy Lamb (To Slaughter) (SG)

Pick 13 – Phoenix Suns – Kendall “Marshall, Marshall, Marshall!” (PG)

Pick 14 – Milwaukee Bucks – “Hey, I’m” John Henson (PF)

Pick 15 – Philadelphia 76ers – “The Artist Formerly Known As Moe” (later to be changed to just “The Artist,” and then some sort of symbol) Maurice Harkless (SF)

Pick 16 – Houston Rockets – “Rolls” Royce White (SF)

Pick 17 – Dallas Mavericks – Tyler “That Feller” Zeller (C)

Pick 18 – Houston Rockets – Terrence Jones(town Massacre) (PF/SF)

Pick 19 – Orlando Magic – “Well-Aged” Andrew Nicholson (PF)

Pick 20 – Denver Nuggets – “All Dogs Go To” Evan Fournier (SG/SF)

Pick 21 – Boston Celtics – “He Went To” Jared Sullinger (PF)

Pick 22 – Boston Celtics – “Not So” Fab Melo (C)

Pick 23 – Atlanta Hawks – John “I Like Basketball” Jenkins (SG)

Pick 24 – Cleveland Cavaliers – “Cunning” Jared Cunningham (SG)

Pick 25 – Memphis Grizzlies – Tony “That’s All She” Wroten Jr. (PG/SG)

Pick 26 – Indiana Pacers – Miles “High Club” Plumlee (PF)

Pick 27 – Miami Heat – (Superst)Arnett Moultrie (PF/C)

Pick 28 – OKC Thunder – Perry (Another 3 From Baylor) Jones III (PF)

Pick 29 – Chicago Bulls – “Major League” Marquis Teague (PG)

Pick 30 – Golden State Warriors – “Suggest Us Some” Festus Ezeli (C)

– Wes Lilliman

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