Part One of The Five deadly draft venoms: How your team can fuck up their pick (and possibly their entire future)

The closer we get to 2014 and the new luxury tax rules, the more I am convinced that how you draft is more important than ever. Now that most teams are going to avoid going over the tax threshold at all costs, the only real feasible way to build a contender is going to be by picking the right guys and keeping costs as low as possible. I have a sneaking suspicion that there might be one or two teams who might have enough money and balls to basically buy titles, and in this sport it would actually make more sense as a strategy than it does for the Yankees or the Red Sox. If someone with deep, Jacques Cousteau pockets is willing to bleed money for championships, they might be able to put the league in a chokehold for years to come.

Barring such unlikely happenings, you are going to have to nail your draft picks, especially the high ones. OKC is the current shining example, since they’ve built a team good enough to make the NBA Finals in four years’ time, all because they got Kevin Durant, Jeff Green (since traded for Kendrick Perkins), Russell Westbrook, James Harden and Serge Ibaka in the draft. Essentially, that’s the entire nucleus of the team, and everyone but Durant was still on his first contract as of this season.

Yeah, it’s a pipe dream to think you can do as well as they have, but in Basketball all it really takes is one guy, one Derrick Rose or Blake Griffin type to boost the fortunes of your sagging franchise. In this game, you can sell hope through the draft like no other sport can. That is, if you don’t fuck it up.

Sooooo, I put some thought into the most common mistakes that teams make in the draft, why them make them, and who they made them on. I’ve named them the “Five Deadly Draft Venoms” as an homage to a truly great Martial Arts flick.

For the sake of clarity I’m gonna strict to fairly recent references wherever possible, so as to avoid having to explain who Bill Willoughby or LaRue Martin were. Trust me, it’s easier for all involved this way.


There are no shortage of these guys in the hoops world, and it’s been that way forever. Hey, if somebody offered you millions of dollars to do something you don’t particularly enjoy, you’d at least have to consider it, right? Sadly, plenty of them manage to conceal there disdain for the game of basketball well enough to trick these teams into using a top ten pick on them. To be clear, I don’t begrudge a guy getting paid alot of money to play a game that he’s not pouring his entire heart and soul into, I just wouldn’t want that guy anywhere near my team.

Poster Child: Michael Olowokandi.

If you ever saw him play, you are simply nodding your head in agreement on this one. He was a pretty talented player who actually had some moves, he’s just couldn’t give a shit about winning or perfecting his craft in any way. The Kandi man actually managed to last nine years in the season, strictly on his talent, and ended up earning almost 38 million dollars to pay a game he clearly had no love for. Good for him, I guess.

Other notable examples: Patrick O’ Bryant, Eddy Curry and Michael Sweetney.

O’ Bryant, the 9th pick of the  2006 draft, had the misfortune of being dropped in the lap of Don Nelson, the man whose dislike of plodding big men is the stuff of legend. O’ Bryant’s lack of progress (or a clue) got him waived by the Warriors after two seasons and playing in China just two years after that.

Eddy Curry parlayed a giant body and a world of potential into 70 million dollars earned over 10 years and well, not much other than disappointment for those he played for. How does a 7 foot, 300 pound man average 7 rebounds per 36 minutes played? Very casually.

Mike Sweetney may or may not have loved the game, but there can be no doubt that it took a back seat to his love of eating. From big in New York (literally) to huge in Chicago to buxom in Boston, Sweetney has expanded at a positively frightening rate for a guy who wasnt even 25 yet.

And then came Puerto Rico.

I’m scared to ask what that trophy is for.

2012’s prime candidate for Deadly Venom #1: Andre Drummond

He’s got all the familiar symptoms. yeah he’s 7’0 275 with a world of potential, but he’s also been questioned about how much he wants it, and his lackluster freshman season at UConn was a major bell ringer. After all, if you can’t do better than 10 points and 7 rebounds a game in the Big East, it’s hard to imagine you’ll set the Pros on fire, especially if you aren’t the self-starter type.


Yeah, their was a smattering of great internationals in the league before Dirk’s arrival, notably the late Drazen Petrovic, the hairy Sarunas Marciulionis and the massive Arvydas Sabonis, but the league went INTERNATIONAL CRAZY in the wake of Nowitzki’s immense success. Suddenly, everyone wanted a long haired jump shooting 7 footer of their own, and the desperation produced some rather calamitous draft moments.

Poster Child: Darko.










Honestly, he could have qualified for the first deadly venom as well. In a year in which Dwyane Wade, Carmelo Anthony and Chris Bosh were all there for the taking, the Pistons could not resist the potential of the 19 year old 7 footer with the dizzying array of skills. Drafted onto a team that went on to win the NBA title the very next year, the rookie Darko was chained to the bench by Coach larry brown, thus likely sapping him of whatever desire he might have had in the first place. The rest is underachiever history.

Other notable examples:Yaroslav Korolev, Nikoloz Tskitishvili and Fran Vasquez.

The Clippers thought they were getting the next Euro sharpshooter when they drafted Korolev. What they got was a grasshopper with a busted jump shot, as the dreadfully skinny Korolev scored a grand total of 39 points in two seasons before the Clippers cut him, and that’s the last anyone has seen of him on American soil. Ditto for Tskitishvili more or less, except he managed to last four seasons in the NBA despite being totally out of his league.


The Fran Vazquez story is just too good to make up. On the eve of the 2005 draft, Vazquez allegedly warned all NBA suitors that he was happy in the Spanish League and they ought not to waste a pick on him. of course, then-Orlando GM John Weisbrod (whose only previous experience running a team was in the NHL) decided to call his bluff and selected him with the 11th pick, envisioning a Dwight Howard/ Vazquez tandem.

Thing is, Vazquez wasn’t kidding. He didn’t show up for the 2006 season. Or the 2007 Season. The Magic fans patiently waited for Vazquez. And waited.

Seven years and counting now.

2012’s prime candidate for Deadly Venom #2: Um, nobody

Call it a market correction or maybe just a down year for overseas talent, but only France’s Evan Fournier is considered to be first round material among this crop, with most projections having him in the 25-30 range. So for this year at least, there will be no Dirk wannabe’s in the mix.


This always hurts. what you see in workouts or the draft camps can often distort your reality, causing a player who didn’t dominate and the College level to be grossly overrated by some tea that’s simply enamored of what he could be. Finding a bonafide superstar can both make a GM’s career and change the fortunes of a franchise. So much so, in fact,  that the desperate those same Gm’s can end up fired in the wake of a bad draft blunder.

Poster Child: Marvin Williams

Speaking of franchise-altering decisions.

What do you think of the Atlanta Hawks roster? Pretty good team, perennial playoff qualifier, but probably lacking that last big piece to put them up there with the big boys, right? Well, what would you think of them if they had Chris Paul or Deron Williams? I mean, even the most cynical among us would have to concede that a team featuring Paul or Williams along with Josh Smith, Joe Johnson and Al Horford would be no joke, dont you think?

The sad fact is, the Hawks had a chance to draft both of those guys and passed because they just couldn’t resist the breathtaking talent of Marvin Williams. Seven years later, it’s apparent that Williams will never be more than a serviceable Small Forward, capable of 25 points one night and 4 the next.

Not to be the broken record, but this is the kind of mistake that can handicap a basketball team for years.

Other notable examples: Joe Alexander, Yi Jianlian, Tyrus Thomas.

Every now and again there is a player who shoots up the draft board during workouts. Joe Alexander was one of those. Showcasing that elite level of athleticism and the physique of a superstar, the Bucks were impressed enough to snap him up with the 8th pick. Of course, playing NBA level Basketball proved to be troublesome for Joe, and the Bucks gave up on him pretty much immediately. So did the Bulls, the Hornets and the Fort Wayne Mad Ants.

Yi Jianlian is what happens when a team is blown away by talent displayed by player in an empty gym workout, only to be confronted by the reality that said player is about as ready to handle the physical rigors of the pros as Jamarcus Russell was for the demands of NFL quarterbacking. On the bright side, Yi was never arrested for Sizzurp possession.

Tyrus Thomas had the build and physical prowess that made him look like a superstar in the Shawn Kemp/Antonio McDyess/Amare Stoudemire mold. The Bulls were impressed enough to trade down to get him, swapping him with future star LaMarcus Aldridge. Well, Thomas ended up being the second coming of Stromile Swift, he of the million dollar body and 10 cent brain. Thus far, his career highlight is getting into a pull-apart with head coach Paul Silas in which Silas was actually clowning Thomas for being overpaid.

Yep, that’s not good.

2012’s prime candidate for Deadly Venom #3: Take your pick.

Really, that’s the story of this draft. Everywhere you look there is talent, but there’s also a lengthy list of guys whose stock has dropped from original projections.  It’s the main recent this draft has been downgraded from “awesome” to “hopefully good”. John Henson, Andre Drummond Damien Lilliard  and Dion Waiters are all considered top 10 picks and risky ones, at that, while Terrance and Perry Jones III (no relation) are in a freefall after being considered top 5 guys less than a year ago.

What can I say, this draft , much like love, is a battlefield.


Back with part two tomorrow…
-John Hathwell

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