I mean, that shit is comedy. Nice to see Tayshaun has some old man language in his vocab . Gotta be a tough place to play right now, what with Joe Dumars’ mental breakdown resulting in the Pistons fielding a 6’6 and under team, Coach John Kuester being so desperate to win that he changes the starting line-up nearly every night, and his choice to bench Hamilton backfiring so thoroughly that Piston fans were heard loudly chanting for Rip to play during Monday night’s game against the Mavericks.
On the bright side, they could be…
THE SACRAMENTO KINGS HAVE THE MOST WORTHLESS ROSTER IN THE NBA
Oh, how King fans must long for the days of CWebb, Peja and Vlade. Hard to believe this team actually started 3-1 and had the Arco crowd ROCKING in their hope opener, a frantic comeback victory over the Raptors.
Well, they are a dead-last-in-the-West 9-30 now, and their two best players are a trying to out-diva each other. You gotta feel for the fans of a team locked in a power struggle between a ball-hogging princess shooting 39% for the season and a 7 foot rookie manchild who has already been benched for discplinary problems.
I mean, I wouldn’t mind Beno Udrih or Jason Thompson off my bench, and possibly Carl Landry if he had lifts in his shoes, but you can keep the rest of these guys.
Of course, they are probably looking at a steady stream of Lottery picks in the near future so there is some hope, but you’ve gotta squint awfully hard to see it.
I’M OFFICIALLY TAKING BACK MY “I’M DONE WITH THE CLIPPERS” STATEMENT
It’s like a Lifetime original movie, more or less. Every time they abuse me I walk out, only to have them show up at my door with Flowers and candy and shit.
So yeah, I might have been watching the way they handled the 2 time defending Champions last weekend, are perhaps I noticed that Baron is interested in earning his money again and Blake Griffin plays so hard that he takes the spirit out of the guy who has to guard him (by the end of the year, NOBODY will wanna take a charge from this man), and D’Andre Jordan is a freaky athlete with a world of upside who is controlling the defensive paint and Eric Gordon is one of the purest scorers in the league right now, a dead-eye shooter with serious finishing ability for a short two guard.
Or so they tell me, anyway.
Let’s face it, if you watched this team play a game with no knowledge of the standings, you’d assume they were Playoff-bound, and if not for the 1-13 hole they dug themselves to start the season they’d be a lock. Hell, they still might be.
So for the forseeable future, I’m back on board, but I assure you I will do what it takes to make sure my feelings are protected. I’ve been burned too many times by these jerks.
Oh, and appropos of nothing, I miss Mr. Show…
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