Please don’t ask me where I get this shit, but Caron Butler bares more than just a bit of a resemblance to notorious serial killer Richard Ramirez, AKA The Nightstalker
I thought a little deeper about it, and there are more comparisons to be made. For example, both made questionable decisions as youths.
Butler dealt drugs and got arrested something like 15 times before he was 15 (ONE A YEAR!). Ramirez did a bunch of drugs, was arrested, spent the night in cemetaries, and got into Satan.
Eerily similar, minus the Satan thing.
Butler started slow, eventually got an All-Star game selection (2008), but hasn’t been able to do much in Dallas and is now out for the year with an injury. Ramirez started with misdemeanors, really got rolling with a bunch of horrific shit, and then finally got captured after a bunch of citizens recognized him and beat his ass until the police showed up.
Just an uncanny parrallel, right?
HOBBIES AND WHATNOTS
Butler enjoys tattoos, Burger King (he owns six franchises), and chewing on straws (really). Ramirez enjoys tattoos, Prison contraband of all types, junk food, and Conjugal visits.
Alright, so it’s a bit of a stretch. Butler has turned his life around in a lot of ways and it still could be a productive player if he could stay healthy. Most importantly, I don’t believe he has killed anybody.
Fuck it, it was worth a shot. Maybe next time, I’ll try to compare Jeff Dahmer to Rik Smits or something.
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