So, as luck would have it, the VERY NEXT CLIPPER GAME after my decree that I was quitting on them for good included Blake Griffin throwing down three monster dunks en route to a 44 point, 17 rebound effort (they still lost. Duh.) against the Knicks.
The first was a ridiculous tip jam, the second a complete emasculation of Timofey Mozgov, and the finale was something I don’t think I’ve ever seen in my entire life: a 6’9 man doing a reverse pivot in full stride and still having enough bounce to throw one down with viciousity.
What can I say, it’s enough to make a man invent words.
So, um, I’m still emotionally detaching myself from the FUCKING CLIPPERS, but I might still check in on Griffin from time to time in hopes that I don’t miss shit like this.